That sure is sweet of him.
It looks like Dan Snyder was cornered at a charity event on Tuesday, and he kinda sorta answered some questions from reporters without really saying anything at all.
Among the great quotes are:
“We feel frustration and are disappointed for our fans.”
"We’ve blown some games that obviously we think we should have won.”
and
“It hurts.”
But the best quote of the roughly 2 1/2 minute interview was in response to two things - suing fans who could no longer pay for their long-term season ticket packages (that should be easily snapped up by the 160,000 person waiting list, I would think) and the banning of all signs at The Jack:
“I feel bad for the fans. I feel sorry for the fans, and we’re very, very appreciative of our loyal fan base. We just feel terrible. We’re disappointed. We’re embarrassed, and we hope to get it going soon.”
What?
In true Snyder, Inc. fashion, he said a bunch of things over and over and never really answered any questions. Reminds me of the last 10 years in Redskinsland: A lot of hot air with nothing substantial coming from it. It's not like you could believe anything concrete that he would've said - history has shown us that you can't believe a single word that comes out of the mouths of anyone in the Redskins front office. The only thing of note from that day was "we’re very, very appreciative of our loyal fan base." Well yeah! We're the ones that've been foolishly padding your pocketbook with overpriced food, drinks, merchandise, tickets, and parking while you've been running our team into the bottom of the Potomac for the last ten years! He knows that if he loses us, the Redskins will lose money and will be just as much of a financial failure as they've been a competitive one. Everything he does is geared towards making us spend as much money as possible for a mediocre product. And I'm not just talking about the team; I'm talking about the entire FedEx Field "experience" - the crappy food, the dishonest beer vendors, the unhappy and rude workers - it's like going to a game in a Soviet Bloc country back during the Cold War!
Da, you vill pay for toilet paper, Yankee Scum. Vhat's odd about dat?
These guys work at FedEx Field.
The Danny keeps saying he's a true Redskins Fan, but he's just a fan of tha' Benjamins. And Russians. Sneaky Russians...
Hail!